FEATURE: There’s No Place Like Home // OPM

No place like PlayStation Home that is, yiiieeew. At the start of the year, Official PlayStation Magazine gave me some real moneys and told me to go have a good time inside the PSN’s spectacularly odd brand of Second Life and then maybe write about it for #64. In the process I sexually harassed a whole lot of guys pretending to be girls, totally dominated the gnome curling event with obnoxious immodesty, narrowly avoided instigating a war with Spain, and caused absolutely no havoc by rioting around dressed as a giant cup of noodles with a tight white ass because nobody really gave a fuck. The guy in the lobster suit bequeathing whimsical polygamous advice to the ether had already outdone just about everyone by that point anyway, bless.


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