This went out in the August 2012 edition of Hysteria. When I was an angry youngish man and had loads of hormonally charged feelings to deal with, this record soothed the idiot beast. I think the same is true for a lot of people. It was kinda hard to get all the guys together and talking about this thing, especially since they’re right in the middle of crafting their latest record, so I’m a bit proud it all fell together.
Yes, I kind of fucked it up: Jane Doe is technically 11 years old, not ten. In my vague defense, I ‘suffer’ from dyscalculia, which is like dyslexia but with numbers.
Also some cool sentiments from I Killed The Prom Queen/Bring Me The Horizon guy, Jona Weinhofen.